"Though I am very proud of the results I have accomplished in my work over the years and of all my wonderful letters from happy clients, I decided to invite my clients into the office and not tell them, until I pointed the camera at them, that they no longer have a DUI. What you are about to see is pure disbelief and then joy at the moment that they realize they are off the hook. So instead of my usual letter saying, "Thanks for saving me thousands of dollars in fines, loss of career, and incredibly high insurance rates," I have captured that moment of jubilation with my camera for you to see.
"Because I did not receive specific permission to show them on this web page, as a courtesy I 'fogged' their faces so you will miss some of the joy as they find out their faith in me was justified. You can see all of my happy clients in their unfogged versions simply by coming into my office.
"Are they the 'real deal'? Let me ask you, if I got you a non-DUI, wouldn't you gladly appear in my video to say thank you? If so, please come down and see how I am able to do this with such regularity. For the most recent videos, you will need to come to my office to view them. You are under no obligation to avail yourself of our services, of course.
"If you have a slow connection, please give this time to load. It will be worth it-- I guarantee it!"
-- Eugene Ellis, Mr. DUI
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